January 2010
38 posts
Dear Myself,
Same concept as Lowell’s and Francis’ post. Instead of telling myself what I should avoid doing or what should do, I’m going to try a different (and much longer) approach. Because I believe everything happens for a reason. And everything that has happened has made me who I am today. Dear Myself One Year Ago (John), I’m writing you this letter to let you know that 2009 will...
Do not
russellbanzon:
Start wrong, cause you’ll end up wrong. Just like in a math problem. If you add or multiply something incorrectly early in a problem, you’ll get the answer wrong. But the best part of life is that you can just learn from the mistake and start over again.
Best advice I’ve heard all year.
December 2009
47 posts
a new year. a new me.
someone: So how are you now? Better? Worse?
me: I'm feeling optimistic.
me: I feel like...
me: mmm this is happening for a reason.
me: Just a few minutes ago,
me: I was pessimistic
me: about how this ruined a great year.
me: Like it was almost perfect until today.
me: But now i find it as an opportunity
me: to grow as a new person
me: and coincide freshly with the new 2010 year.
So fucking pissed and confused right now.
Happy New Year’s Eve.
cute sex.
Me: cute sex would be like a pink room with a pink bed and roleplay
Me: LOL
Me: and moaning like really cute pokemon grunts
Jay: LMFAOOOOOO
Jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jay: girl: pika pika
Jay: guy: CHUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jay: HAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh great...
I think my mom’s addicted too. I came downstairs to get a drink of water and I caught her on Facebook… at 3AM in the morning. -_____-‘
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
salipioforya:
aetklimasil:
dickurtis:
oohemgee:
mymydinh:
(via chaang)
Since the phone is next to me I tried this. AHAHAHAHAHA. Now, I must go back to my AP notes.
I saved this number into my phone.
LOL I love Nestle even more right now (:
ROFLLLL I LOVE THEM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s hella funny!
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Tumblr Confession #4
If you play “Sweet Dreams” by Beyonce in my presence, I will jump onto the nearest person and rhythmically dry hump them to the music. Aldor knows knew this fact all too well… 12/27/09
I have a feeling my mom thinks I go out too...
Mom: Where are you?
Me: Yiling's house.
Mom: What city?
Workshop was cancelled...
But the day was made up by hanging out with some local MCIA and Aldor people. It’s hella weird meeting up with people that you normally see almost everyday back at the dorms in “their natural environment” as Miguel puts it. Like… it’s so weird when I heard that Yutaro was going to pick me up… and he literally lives 5 feet away from my dorm room back at Aldor....
Wow. I actually used the word "ampersand" in...
Me: LOL SPEAKING OF L&L
Me:
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Me: do you know what L&L is?
Me: :0
Nick: haha
Nick: what is it
Nick: thizzing?
Me: LMFAO
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Kevin: WTH
Kevin: who the fuck is nick
Kevin: they need to die
Me: your bf...
Me: LOL
Kevin: OMG
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Kevin: YOU SERIOUS?
Kevin: we've had L&L
Kevin: i always want to go L&L
Kevin: how does he not know?!
Me: he thought it was LnL
Me: not L&L
Me: im like
Me: you need the ampersand dude
Me: the ampersand is important
Kevin: hahahaha forrreal
My dad and I like to talk about black people.
(Cassie's Me & U comes on the radio)
Me: Wow, this song is hella old.
Dad: Who sings this?
Me: Cassie.
Dad: Is Cassie black?
Me: Yeah. She is.
Me: Why? Does this song sound black?
Dad: No. The girl who sings this sounds black.
Me: HAHA. What?!
Dad: Yeah. You can tell which singers are black or white because of the way they sound.
Dad: Right?!
Me: Not necessarily...
Dad: There are some white people who try to sing and dress black with their wide jeans and bandanas and stuff.
Dad: But it doesn't matter because they still sound white.
Me: But there's people like Eminem who's white but he sounds black when he raps.
Dad: No, he doesn't. He's white.
Dad: He tries to sound black, but he's still white.
Me: Not all rappers are black...
Dad: So? He'll still sound like a white person.
Me: Eminem grew up in a black neighborhood.
Me: So that's why he sounds black.
Dad: That doesn't make sense.
Dad: You're saying...
Me: I'm saying he grew up...
Dad: black?! (laughs)
Me: Maybe his parents died and a black family took him in.
Dad: Now THAT really doesn't make sense.
Dad: It's more common the other way around.
Me: What... that a white family takes in a black kid?
Dad: Yeah. Why would a black family take in a white kid?
Me: HAHAHAHA.
Me: True.
Nick is obviously from Socal.
Me: do you know what L&L is?
Me: :0
Nick: haha
Nick: what is it
Nick: thizzing?
Me: LMFAO
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Tumblr Confession #3
Whenever I’m at the computer and I need to take a piss, I dance in my seat to help myself hold it in for hours on end. (Currently happening at the moment.) 12/16/09
Biggest Scare Of The Entire Year
At 6AM this morning, I was sleeping and my mom called my name several times and she seemed very mad. I stayed in my bed because I thought she wanted me to get up to go to mass. What made me jump out of bed were these next three words: “We lost Chichu.” The following conversation occurred as I ran to get my jacket, shoes, and glasses; my heart beat fast and my breath grew short. Me:...
My mom likes to watch "Are You Smarter Than A 5th...
TV Host: What do you think is the answer?
Mom: Shigger-nigger.
Me: Wait. What?
Mom: ...
Me: Mom, what did you say?
Mom: Shigger-nigger.
My boyfriend says I have an unhealthy obsession...
plunksteron:
And I don’t see how this is a problem.
Anybody else?
Reblog with your answer.
Uhm. Aren’t you supposed to have an unhealthy obsession with your boyfriend? Just my two cents.
Guess the Poop game!
patpatpat:
Ate Cynthia & Carlo! They were playing this at my cousin’s baby shower. Haha. This looks freaking disgusting.
What the fuck?! HAHAHA. What’re you supposed to guess?
I need to catch up on Glee.
Thank God for Hulu.
My mom rarely calls my dad when she's at work...
Dad: Hello?
Mom: Guess what Tiger Woods' new name is!?
Dad: What?
Mom: Cheatah!
Mom: HAHAHA!
Mom: *hangs up*
My brain is on the verge on imploding
sheyebaybay:
I cannot believe that I read two full length biographies of Ronald Reagan and Robert Kennedy within the past week, but what’s worse is now knowing that I have to write a fucking essay on Robert Kennedy and Ronald Reagan within the next 48 hours. Along with that, I have to study for my final chemistry midterm and then immediately go into super study mode in order to pass my...
